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Sources: Clinton to lift ban on Cuban cigars...
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God fingers Clinton on "Meet the Press"...
Senator Hyde to change name back to Jekyll, source says...
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*For example, when I reported that the White House was covering up the wife-beating past of their own Sid Blumenthal (sorry, fella) I never, repeat never revealed my source for the unsubstantiated rumor, and she will remain anonymous as long as this journalist continues to practice journalism. Return to Create a Story.