1. The longest wartime president was Abraham Lincoln. (ANSWER: Probably)

2. The opposite of a positive no is a negative yes. (ANSWER: Possibly)

3. What exists because it doesn't? (ANSWER: I don't know)

4. If someone said to you, "Riddles and puzzles bore me to death," what would you say to them? (ANSWER: That's not a True or False question, asshole. Hey, who are you?)

("True or False?" will no longer appear in FUN PAGE. Replacing it, next month, a new feature, "Partially True or Conditionally False?" Edited by a group of leading ethicists, "Partially True or Conditionally False?" will deal in moral ambiguities—for laughs!)

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