A million ants can lift one elephant!

Ten million ants can lift ten elephants!

One elephant can lift ten million ants!

Ants and elephants have similar I.Q.'s!

Elephants are scared of ants, but ants are not scared of elephants!

An elephant can remember ten million times more than an ant!

An ant can remember seeing an elephant, but an elephant can't remember seeing an ant!

An elephant can eat ten million ants!

Ten million ants can eat one elephant!

Elephants can have aunts, and ants can have aunts, but aunts can't have elephants, unless they're in a circus family, or live in Cambodia!