In the future, everyone will clean themselves with ultra-violet lights placed in their centrally-controlled vehicles, in which they will live all the time, except for two weeks in August when the vehicles will be aired out. (Future Features)
When monkeys dream, they dream they're human. (Simian Psychology Today)
Somewhere in the world there is someone who has a wallet that is identical to yours. (Pickpocket Monthly)
The day of the week we call "Friday" derives from an early use of the word as the name of a no-nonsense sergeant in the Los Angeles police force called "Joe Friday." (Oxford Encyclopedia of Reruns) |