"At a highly secretive meeting in Little Rock in the fall of 1985, Jimmy Durante told the McDougalds (sic) he could deliver the Governor, his high-powered lawyer wife, and several other prominent Arkansas political figures."

Unidentified State employee, as
     quoted in The Washington Times

First of all, I'm highly suspicious of people who don't identify themselves. Second of all, Gil and Susan McDougal were probably well known to anyone working in the Arkansas state government at the time, so screwing up their name is very suspicious. And third of all, I found out that Jimmy Durante died in 1980, so I don't know how he could have met the McDougals in 1985!!! This has to be the stupidest rumor since the guy from Gilligans Island and marmosets.

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