"Controlled Interaction"

"Controlled Interaction" is something I came up with when we were going over the books and realized that the total funds provided by the state, plus fees paid by a local college and high school, plus various other souvenir revenues, would not meet our profit goal. Thus the idea of creating scripted "plays" in which celebrity subjects would be the "actors." We would tape the interactions, surreptitiously of course, and then sell them as videos in countries (China, the Philippines, North Korea) where pirating laws are lax, to say the least.

Of course, I'm just kidding.

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