 A man goes into the pharmacy and asks the druggist to give him something for his chronic backache. The druggist grabs his mortar and pestle and combines baking soda with lemon concentrate. He then pours two ounces of brandy into a large snifter, lights a Meerschaum pipe, and sits down to read The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas. (Nelson Pendleton, Marion, Ohio)
 A weasel, a ferret, a donkey, a camel, an owl, and a priest walk into a bar. (Patricia Dunbarton, Danville, Illinois)
Once, during his weekly television show, the great comedian Red Skelton discovered an important prop missing from the set of one of his sketches. This was live television, of course, and there was no chance to stop the tape and re-shoot the scene. Skelton was stuck. What did he do? (Nelda Reese , Omaha, Nebraska) (Note: This section is for jokes, not questions. Address your questions to "Your Question, Please," or "Answer Me This," or "Next Question," or "Just Curious" or "Funny You Should Ask" or "Look it Up!" or "Did That Really Happen?")
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